But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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