Three words: puerto rican gang bang
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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