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This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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