More tranny stories later!
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
