just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Randomize
