Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
