Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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