I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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