Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
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