So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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