was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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