did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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