I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
So. Much. Porn.
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