Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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