Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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