Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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