"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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