Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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