I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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