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say what?
wanna hang out?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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