I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
