the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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