I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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