I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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