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(517): View more from Michigan

Happy Easter!!!

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I'm an idiot

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.

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(757): View more from Virginia

The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.

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(207): View more from Maine

I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?

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(303): View more from Colorado

Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.

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(925): View more from California

Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.

(650): View more from California

Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.

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(772): View more from Florida

at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?

(1-772): View more from Florida

around eleven

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