If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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