If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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