So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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