Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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