apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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