She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Life is so much better after having sex.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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