i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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