we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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