Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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