Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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