I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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