I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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