walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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