He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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