I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Randomize
