I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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