He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
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