they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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