You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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