Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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