hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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