I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
you will always have a special place in my vag
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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