its not stalking. its research.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
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We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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