She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
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