Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
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I need you to use more vowels.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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